1.Bizarro world where any long stay will trip you up and cause things to go awry,flip upside down and backwards. 2.Twilight Zone
Moved back to pennsylvania last week and now having bad days... the sidewalk tripped me, the wall ran into me, and I got hit by a parked car... It's not even 10am yet! Can it get any worse? ;-)
by JoeNJ2 April 17, 2011
by chris manero August 20, 2006
PART 1
the keystone state. the roads are horrible. the people are all angry hicks that dont get laid. the speed limits on the roads are 45 and everyone does 35 and passing is not allowed. there fore you never can get to where your going, not like there was anywhere to get to anyway. you can get pulled over and ticketed for having tint on your windows (and you will) the roads will mess up your alignment and blow out your tires on your car. you will also slide off the road on black ice.
parties suck. everyone is always angry and drunk and there are 12 dudes to every chick that is there and the chicks that are ugly and not single. you cant buy alcohol at normal places, you have to go to stores that are always closed. in pa everything is always closed and it almost always is cold and dark or gray outside. on the rare occasion there is sun, its probably still cold.
the only topics people in pa talk about is what is on tv and what fast food you are going to eat. seriously. strike up a conversation with a pennsylvanian about anything interesting and look at how they stare at you like they dont know what your saying and then they will start talking about walmart, or the walking dead, or beer, or macdonolds, or somthing else on tv.
the keystone state. the roads are horrible. the people are all angry hicks that dont get laid. the speed limits on the roads are 45 and everyone does 35 and passing is not allowed. there fore you never can get to where your going, not like there was anywhere to get to anyway. you can get pulled over and ticketed for having tint on your windows (and you will) the roads will mess up your alignment and blow out your tires on your car. you will also slide off the road on black ice.
parties suck. everyone is always angry and drunk and there are 12 dudes to every chick that is there and the chicks that are ugly and not single. you cant buy alcohol at normal places, you have to go to stores that are always closed. in pa everything is always closed and it almost always is cold and dark or gray outside. on the rare occasion there is sun, its probably still cold.
the only topics people in pa talk about is what is on tv and what fast food you are going to eat. seriously. strike up a conversation with a pennsylvanian about anything interesting and look at how they stare at you like they dont know what your saying and then they will start talking about walmart, or the walking dead, or beer, or macdonolds, or somthing else on tv.
by monkeyman 2012 December 21, 2012
The only Northeastern state full of hicks. The Philadelphia area is the exception to the hicks statement. There's also way too much Christian/Catholic tradition and too many Christian/Catholic schools and colleges. Ultimately, the state is just plain boring, and really not advancing in the least bit. It's almost like if you are heading to PA you're actually heading backwards in time.
Pennsylvania? (yawn)
by what the heck June 04, 2004
pennsylvania means "penns woods" after william penn but that meaning is inaccurate. it should mean "penns hell hole"
its extremely boring with nothing good to do and the people who live there suck. especially poeple from the lehigh valley.
its extremely boring with nothing good to do and the people who live there suck. especially poeple from the lehigh valley.
i live in pennsylvania so i want to kill myself
by sea July 28, 2005
Rust belt state. Roads are pretty bad in general. Houses are old and usually stack on top of each other, even in the small towns. Little population growth. Many western PA counties and cities have been losing people since the 1930's. PA people are well... there seems to be more assholes than nice people. But overall the state is pretty with lots of hills, especially in the western part. It's very similar to many Appalachain states, (yes, we have our share of hillbillies too) but the cities and houses are alot older and the people aren't quite as nice. PA native here so I know. The smart people move out before they turn 30. I am moving out of this state SOON. Why anyone would move here is a mystery to me.
by Steve27 August 20, 2006
A nice state on the east coast where it probably sucks to live, unless you live in the southeast like I do. (and I DON'T mean Philly) The suburbs of Philly are the nicest places in the world, Drexel Hill and the Main Line being the best of course. The roads do suck it's true, but if you put out the money to attend one of the many prep schools in the area, the education you'll receive it top shelf. And you can buy alcohol on Sundays. Also home to the second biggest mall in the country, King of Prussia. (named after *gasp* the KING of PRUSSIA)
If you stay in the Southeast, where there are dentists, schools like Notre Dame, The Prep, Merion, Villa, LaSalle, Devon, Sacred Heart, and Malvern, as well as KOP, you're good
by D-Hill Hottie June 19, 2005