pennis

An online exchange of dick pics between two gay people, who are in love with each other
(like tennis, but with dicks)

Oh, Mark and Rob are playing pennis again

Quit playing pennis and go out with him already!

by cassettechan December 21, 2024

pennis

when a fuckass person writes you up but does'nt know how to spell penis

made a "pennis" out of paper and put it on the glass in booking.

by assgrabber9 September 9, 2025

pennis elbow

conventional usage: short-term musculo-skeletal condition brought on by excessive masturbation, affecting active arm.

modern usage: short-term musculo-skeletal condition brought on by excessive masturbation, affecting mouse/pointer arm.

Joe: 'Poor Alvin, two weeks after he got high-speed internet he had pennis elbow in both arms!'

Theresa: 'god, what a spanky dolittle, he must be exhausterbated!

by sandspit November 25, 2007

Pennis Inn (pennisinn)

the "pennis inn" is the place where all of a gay mans fantasies come true. a lovely woman named chloe will be your host and she has a penis too. she will let you do whatever you want at the pennis inn. she wants her customers to want her as much as they want the hotel. the pennis inn comes complete with ONLY honeymoon suites and a grand ballroom for those times when you just wanna DANCE!

welcome to the "Pennis Inn (pennisinn)"! my name is chloe!

lets goto the "Pennis Inn (pennisinn)" tonight boys;)

by ILIKECOX June 29, 2010

pennis parvo

When a girl does porn and shoots with many men in a short time and there faces don’t appear in video or pictures, also known as a Macey, kinda the Karen of new internet porn.

That girl just got a only fans page two weeks ago and now she has pennis parvo. Ha

by Husky boy 1969 May 23, 2021

Table Pennis

After completing the intense game of Navy Seals, you must keep your dicks out and hit them on the side of a table at 30 bpm for as long as you can stand it. Last one to stop is the winner.

Keep it out! Now it's time for a friendly game of Table Pennis

by Dickcheezeasssqueeze October 30, 2016

vagina/pennis

so the pennis is shuved up the vagina

vagina/pennis you

by billy bobs uncle3567 May 24, 2019