Penisseur

Someone who has a great appreciation for the male penis in a variety of different shapes and sizes.

"So many different penises...so little time. *sigh* I'm glad I'm a Penisseur, you know?"

"One types or size would be boring, don't you think? I suppose my appreciation would make me quite the Penisseur."

by Z-Maker October 22, 2008

the fast and the penisless

A derogatory term referring to anyone who owns a tuner/street racer to over-compensate for a lack of something else, as in a small penis. Pun on the unfortunately blockbuster hit film series The Fast and the Furious.

Mike: Dude, do you see those street racers out there? Nice.

Steve: Yeah, but it's the Fast and the Penisless. Those guys got nothing else to be proud about.

by James Myrick October 10, 2007

penislessness

The loss or the event of not owning a penis. Women are the main suffers of penislessness, also those who have had unfortunate accidents.

"I have no penis, i have got penislessness."

by Tom997 February 19, 2009

Penissue

1. Male ejaculate
2. Leakage from a ball point pen

Connie noted the stain of penissue on her favorite top after an all night session of studying with her lover for her oral exams. She looked forward longingly to cramming for her finals.

by alwaysrandy November 23, 2009

penissvengali

I don’t know

Do you know what their name is?
Hm, PENISSVENGALI

by Wuwdvbe December 30, 2020

penisleech

one who sucks much penis

philip, you're the biggest penisleech i have ever seen.

by ron May 22, 2003

Penisless syndrome

when one man has no penis, it is also classified as a woman. all people are supposed to be born with penises, but none is attached when born.

Jack Black- "Oh that Jacob (from twilight) dude, yeah he has penisless syndrome"

Max Vorheis-"oh... that explains alot..."

by Jackisbeast August 6, 2011