penisicillin

a shot of gizz from a guy to a girl when she is sick.

she needed a shot of his penisicillin to get better... =D

by Kayla Dawn September 26, 2005

Penising

The verb of the noun "penis" meaning to engage in activities involving the male genetalia. Sentences involving this word are useful to relieve the monotony of tedious lessons, CCF exercises. Try exclaiming one of the examples below when everything is quiet.

Sir, tell Chris to stop penising me...

'Tis rather penising, is it not peaceful maiden?

Sometimes this place is just so penising.

I hear they've booked Chris for penising with intent.

by Ed W, who is Lord November 11, 2004

small penisitis

A common condition that occurs in males.

Hey bro,you should have that checked out... I think you have small penisitis!

by wldcts July 28, 2006

penisinator

device that makes anyones penile girth and length exceptional

Jimmothy: eyo you got that penisinator?

Evanoski: Naw bruh its sold out everywhere
Jimothy: Zamn...

by Jimmothy November 28, 2021

penisitis

A disease causing the penis to turn to dust, usually accompanied by a "poof" sound. This disease is the cause of most fat, guyish lesbians (also known as bulldykes).
This disease is typically caused by sleeping with a person housing a certain bug found in most countries except vietnam. The bug is called a "urethratinsite". It crawls into the urethra and sucks all of the moisture out of the flesh and muscle in one swoop, leading the structure to dismember into a cloud of dust. The poof sound is created by the dust re-hydrating in the air.

"I can't sleep with her! Ill get penisitis!"

by the hangar October 20, 2008

penisinary

If you’re dating a male, and your with holding sex, you’re significant others dick will be in the penisinary.

You pissed me off, your dick is going into the penisinary.

by Dick jail March 19, 2019

penisonic

A brand of high definition camera

Go-pro's main competitors included penisonic and Kodak

by D Flawless September 14, 2020