penisring

a device you put around your penis to maintain erection; a really lame person

"Willy got happy when he started using his penisring"
"You are such a penisring!"

by Arnemann November 12, 2003

penisinbuttitis

A deadly disease.
Symptoms: heavenly butthole itch, anal pain, rashes around pubic area, death.
Can only be cured by playing Xbox with the boys

Dude 1:bruh I have penisinbuttitis

Dude 2: bruh go play some xbox before you die!

by Bruhmeister February 24, 2020

pensing

to be pensive

i"m pensing.

by kinkydink June 10, 2011

penisinator

device that makes anyones penile girth and length exceptional

Jimmothy: eyo you got that penisinator?

Evanoski: Naw bruh its sold out everywhere
Jimothy: Zamn...

by Jimmothy November 28, 2021

Penisfingers

A phrase used specifically as a textual banner on your cellphone. Expresses love in a confusing, non-traditional way. Must be put on your phone by a friend or lover, not by one's self.

Aaron: "Dude, why does your phone say Penisfingers."

Mary: "My BFFL but it there okay."

Aaron: "Umm. Cute?"

by molomay April 4, 2009

penisinary

If you’re dating a male, and your with holding sex, you’re significant others dick will be in the penisinary.

You pissed me off, your dick is going into the penisinary.

by Dick jail March 19, 2019

penisinmybooty

fuck me argh

defined thot:fuck me so hard papi:ALRIGHT BET;) IL CUM IN UR ASS thats why our bones are white penisinmybooty means that u get a males big ass dick then us stick it in ur ass

by PENXPY December 8, 2020