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Friend 1: how big was it?

Friend 2: let's just say he has a penish.

Example 2:
Person 1: his penish was so small it felt like nothing.
Penish by XOXOyourewelcomeXOXO September 4, 2013
A penis which is or is smaller then 1 inch,
'ish' as in kind of, but not full.
guy 1:why was i born with a penish!?
guy 2:no way, yr dicks smaller than 1 inch!?
penish by seamus mulholland December 24, 2007
a womans version of the mans genetalia. aka a womans dick
sarah knew she had a penish but refused to tell the class when asked what type of genitalia she owned
penish by sarah badera November 12, 2002
boy 1: Wow you have a weird lookin penis there
Boy 2: yeah it's my penish
Penish by Faunna fox October 20, 2019
A silly joke term that applies to penis jokes or dick jokes.
Penish is a silly term to spell the joke it's meant to be goofy and not taken seriously.
Nice Penish You got there.
He got such a smol penish that it can't grow any farther.
How big is this internet trolls penish oh wait it's only 1 cm because he can't be nice.
Penish by JenniferDiamondGames June 19, 2021
The fraction of a penny musicians receive for streaming service royalties
My band’s Spotify streaming Penishes are really adding up!
Penish by BandName February 21, 2023