Penisfingers

A phrase used specifically as a textual banner on your cellphone. Expresses love in a confusing, non-traditional way. Must be put on your phone by a friend or lover, not by one's self.

Aaron: "Dude, why does your phone say Penisfingers."

Mary: "My BFFL but it there okay."

Aaron: "Umm. Cute?"

by molomay April 4, 2009

peniscientist

A man who looks like a penis and a scientist.

Legendary rocker Dee Snider is a peniscientist.

by Candy Suxxx June 25, 2006

penispie

A pie that has jizz icing.

MMM... that penispie was so good on my birthday.

by willy wonkaman May 1, 2011

Penisified

To acquire or be given penis-like qualities.

The costume was penisified by putting a dick-head hat on.

by Mr.pickledick January 17, 2015

penisies

A penis that has a disease that can be spread through sex.

“I got a hoe recently, but I never told her that I have a penisies and now she sick.”

by Titstotots March 13, 2018

Penisfish

Beware they carry many diseases. There are many of these you can catch in parking lots all around America... A "Penis fish" is any girl in a parking lot over the age of 18. A Penis fish may bite unprovoked unless they are already attached to a man. Penis fish can be caught with bait but you can choose which species you want, if you have money - you get a Gold Digger Penis Fish, cool clothes - you get a Broke Penis Fish, any drugs - you get a Crack Penis Fish, if you put a picture of Leonardo DiCaprio on your line, you will get a Hopeless Romantic Penis Fish. Good Luck Fishing my fellow Fisherman...

Kyle: Hey Bill, do you see all those fine penisfish over there... Bill: Why yes I do, see all I have to do is pull down my pants andd.... Kyle: OH GOD IT THINKS ITS TAKING AUTHORITY OVER YOU AND OH NO IT WANTS YOUR HOUSE AND CHILDREN!... Bill: Run KYLE my BAIT WAS WRONG ITS A HOUSEWIVE PENISFISH!...

by FishermanG November 8, 2022