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Penis Music

Music that seems to have been created by a single external digit of the human body smashing a synthesizer.

High-tempo and discordant electronic music, related to noise music.
That track you created on your phone with iKaossilator is pure penis music. Did you use your hands this time?
by Duke-Baloney March 16, 2020
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Penis Music

Music that you like to listen to, but can't admit you like it to anybody you know.
"This song is cool but it would be embarrassing to admit I like it. I will add it to my penis music playlist"
by them9m10m81 January 6, 2022
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Penis music

The most absolutely amazing music you’ve ever heard, but it’s about penis, no strict reason it is penis music, just vibin, doesn’t even have to be about penis
Ex: Ram ranch
When penis music: Literally just vibin
When no penis music: 👨🏾 🦳
by Bingbongbruh69 February 27, 2020
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Penis Music

I listened to penis music and my penis feels good
by Hamtaro February 25, 2020
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Penis music

An insult used against corny music
Person 1“Have you heard this before *plays penis music*
Person 2“No lol what is that penis music lmao”
by Easter island statue May 3, 2022
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Penis Music

mom: hi, son!

son: *blasting penis music*

mom: you were a mistake
by Wenis lord September 20, 2023
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Musical Penis

A sex game involving one man and several women. The object of the game is similar to musical chairs with the exception of the man's penis is substituted for the chair. There are a few variations in gameplay, such as the man lays on his back or is standing. Like musical chairs, while the music is playing, all the girls circle the man, and when the music stops, the girl who gets the man's penis in her vagina first wins the round. The reward for winning varies, but can include having sex with the girl first, and then waiting until the man is ready again. Play continues until there is one girl left. She is the loser, and typically must submit to having anal sex as a "punishment."

Sometimes, the game could be played as a sex matchup game instead, with an equal amount of guys and girls, and only one round.
Man:*in a room with a bunch of naked girls* Who wants to play musical penis?

Girls: Yay!!!

*they start playing*

Girl: Yes! I win! Haha! We'll be back in a little while!

*game continues until there is one girl left*

Girl: Aww dammit...I lose.....oh well! *bends over*
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