Fancy-ass sports car-type vehicle. Seen driving everywhere, excessively fast, usually with loud and very bad rap or rock music blaring.
These cars are often older models, driven by young men (ages 16-30, usually).
These cars are often older models, driven by young men (ages 16-30, usually).
(a white sports car with obscenely large spoiler and 50 cent's "Candy Shop" blaring drives past)
Person #1: Wow, that guy must have the smallest penis in the world.
Person #2: Yes, in fact it may even be a woman who thinks they are a man.
Person #1: Wow, that guy must have the smallest penis in the world.
Person #2: Yes, in fact it may even be a woman who thinks they are a man.
by Yeeaaaaah June 6, 2005
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I think it's funny that poor people always dismiss men that drive nice cars by saying they must be compensating... you can apply it to any car - Mercedes? small penis car. Corvette? Small penis. F-350? Small penis... But hey, I'd be insecure if I drove a Corolla too.
by The Real Master Chief May 28, 2013
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*ferrari pulls up to light,revs engine* dude 1: haha,check the fag in the ferrari dude 2: he's gotta be compensating,that's a total small penis car.
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For example, according to the car / penis theorem, a man who's car is a 1992 Honda Civic (assuming that it isn't riced up) should have a penis size of approximately 7 inches erect. On the other end of the scale, the average male Lamborghini owner has an erect penis length of about 3 inches.
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One girl to another: Check out the red car!
Another: Check out the dude driving the red car!
Both girls: Red car small penis!!!!
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Both girls: Red car small penis!!!!
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