penisinator

device that makes anyones penile girth and length exceptional

Jimmothy: eyo you got that penisinator?

Evanoski: Naw bruh its sold out everywhere
Jimothy: Zamn...

by Jimmothy November 28, 2021

Pengina

When it is sooo cold that a penis inverts to become a small vagina,

It's sooo cold here i have a Pengina.

by C PORTZ May 9, 2011

pengina

the pen that looks like a gina and dave will stik his shizzle in that nizzle anytime

gina is a vagina
matt likes tappin dat ass too
tommy is a good kid

by Tommy February 7, 2005

pengina

There are two types of pengina:
Type 1: A vagina at the end of the penis where the urethra is also located.
Type 2: A vagina with a penis inside that eviscerates during intercourse.

When I was having sex with her, her pengina poked my ballsack.

by The David November 13, 2003

penagination

A common delusion, typically in older males, where their supposed sexual exploits are recounted time and again, often increasing in detail and sexual content with each retelling, typically much to the dismay of the lister. Known to occur occasionally in gender confused females.

Jon: Walter really has a lot of stories about his exploits with European women when he was a tour guide in Iran.

Bob: Ha! Iranian tour guide? Were all those babes touring nuke plants and terrorist training camps?

Jon: Yeah, I guess poor old Wally really just has a bad case of penagination as well as halitosis.

Bob: Wonder if he weighed 300 pounds back then too?

by SC_HICK_69 June 10, 2010

Pengina

A penis and vagina combined

Human- She has a pengina

by Meepaso November 15, 2018

penisinary

If you’re dating a male, and your with holding sex, you’re significant others dick will be in the penisinary.

You pissed me off, your dick is going into the penisinary.

by Dick jail March 19, 2019