chasing peacocks

Behavior perpetrated by a drunk girl that is intended to be wild and crazy but almost always is just absurd and often humiliating.

"Stacey was so hammered, she was chasing peacocks before the party even started"

or

"Patty tried to impress the crowd with her karaoke, but ended up just chasing peacocks"

by JTrainMon October 12, 2011

Blame Pence

A phrase to help people deal with their life problems by creating a scapegoat out of Pence.

Person 1: "My hamster died today :("
Person 2 (a blamer): "Dude, blame pence for it!"

by The Blamed One February 18, 2020

Pench

The combination between the two words “peng” (fit/good) and “dench” (big/massive).

“That burger is proper pench mate”
“Look at that building! Pench innit”

by biggoon April 5, 2019

Penchanting

A combination of penchant and enchanting. To have a knack for enchanting someone or something. Other forms of the word include penchanted and penchantment.

1) Angus winked at me and I was a goner... totally penchanted!

2) He took me for a walk and was so penchanting that I never wanted to leave.

3) She fainted out of the pure penchantment of the way he said her name.

by Belch Queen May 24, 2019

Penchester Penited

Penchester Penited is a football club based in Manchester , England , who can only win by bribing referees , and are known for signing finished penalty takers like Pristiano Penaldo and Pruno Penandes or bench warmers like Jadon Bencho or Donny Van de Bench , and hiring finished coaches , or signing samsung fridges like harry maguire , nemanja matic or fred

Me :its a shame Penchester Penited have dropped points agaist Burnley
My friends : thats because they spent all their money signing harry maguire and they didnt have enough to bribe the referee
Me : but what about the new signings ?
My friend : the finished pen takers unfortunately havent gotten a pen

Me : what a finished football club !

by victoras69 February 12, 2022

Penced

The act of stabbing your friend in the back while acting like a saint.

He didn't see it coming but he got penced by his closest friend.

by Lonchbox January 6, 2021

Pencey Summer

Summer of 2018 with a smell of treason in the air.

VP Mikey Pence's self-loathing, ideology and phony christianity have guaranteed we're gonna have a Pencey Summer—when the Russia scandal comes crashing down upon the entire Trump cabinet.

by Uncle Joosie July 27, 2018