Penandes

A overrated and shite footballer who looks like a chipmunk

Penandes likes cock

by Penandes May 28, 2021

Penandes

The best player in the league

Penandes is the best player in the world

by Penandes police March 14, 2021

Penned in

To be extremely high off of a cannabis oil pen or vaporizer.

Look dude, Bradley is so penned in right now.

by hemoglobin3000 May 11, 2021

Penando

A lovable racist with an eternal crush he can't confess to. If he does, he must die.

"Such a Penando post!"

by AshMadeMeDoIt August 21, 2022

Pig-penned

A fart that lingers on objects even when the person leaves the room.

Damn you smell that chair? That dude just pig-penned us!

by Ol watchmen October 5, 2016

Penandes

A word to describe Bruno as a penalty merchant by salty rival fans, if you use this word, do you have a life?

Penandes is the best penalty taker - a salty man

by Convice from the gulag March 20, 2021

Bruno Penandes

Term used by salty rivals of Manchester United to attempt to belittle one of the best players in the league.

Rival fan:”Bruno penandes scored another penalty today and Man U fans still think he’s the best in the world 🤡 🤡 🤡 “

by JJT0504 March 8, 2021