Penaldez

nickname for man Utd player Bruno Fernandes who only know how to score goals from penalty kicks

commentator1: Bruno what a guy he is! he doesn't miss from the spot
commentator2: you mean penaldez, he only knows how to score from penalties

by Cojoness August 11, 2020

Cristopher Penaldus

a statpadder who discovers unknown countries
every international break. also a 6 time dubai
d'or winner and a 5 time fraudulent champions
league winner with penited and vardrid. is
known to disappear in big matches.

Cristopher Penaldus has taught me countries like Armenia, Latvia, and Lithuania.

by Penaldo is finished February 25, 2022

Penandes

The best player in the league

Penandes is the best player in the world

by Penandes police March 14, 2021

Penandes

A word to describe Bruno as a penalty merchant by salty rival fans, if you use this word, do you have a life?

Penandes is the best penalty taker - a salty man

by Convice from the gulag March 20, 2021

Bruno Penandes

Term used by salty rivals of Manchester United to attempt to belittle one of the best players in the league.

Rival fan:”Bruno penandes scored another penalty today and Man U fans still think he’s the best in the world 🤡 🤡 🤡 “

by JJT0504 March 8, 2021

bruno penandes

a direct roast on footballer Bruno Fernandes who is known for being extremely skilled when it comes down to penalty kicks, where rival fans cry because of the stats he put up.

Bruno Fernandes scored 8 penalties last season, Bruno Penandes am I right?

by jogba September 6, 2021

pedaldestrian

A cyclist that rides on the foot path

the pedaldestrian's are making it dangerous to walk on the footpath these days.

by naga flow June 10, 2015