Peedock

When an Englishman places his penis inside another Englishman's penis and urinates.

Peedock

by Mistress Mistras January 11, 2013

pedocracy

A society of Pedophiles

Hillary Clinton and Hussain Obama want to turn America into a Pedocracy.

by DracoSlayer July 10, 2018

pedocunt

a name for a couple that's comprised of a convicted pedophile and his cunt of a girlfriend/wife who protects and defends him against ridicule, often in conniving, malicious, and/or denigrating ways.

Dude, you should have realized you're dealing with a pedocunt, that bitch is trying fuck up your life for saying he likes to touch little boys

by fester(not a molester) August 3, 2010

PEMOC

Acronym for "Post-Ejaculation Moment-of-Clarity". That brief moment after ejaculation when a man's brain is in total control - any mistakes of the preceding period of time are suddenly obvious, the appearance of nearby females is objectively assessable, and moral judgments can be made effectively.

In the PEMOC, it's clear that I shouldn't fuck my kid's kindergarten teacher... but 5 minutes later I'm always back to figuring out how to keep doing it.

by Ridsel September 12, 2013

Pedochilesterdiskopita

The mix of a pedophile, a child molester, a distractor and a spanakopita.

Dude your such a Pedochilesterdiskopita

by NoneOfYourBuisness:) January 4, 2022

Pedocel

A incel pedophile.

You're just a loser pedocel

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh May 27, 2022

Pedocord

A chat app where grown-up adults groom their young zoomer victims.

Also used by neets with lo life and who are afraid of ever touching grass.

Also known as "Discord."

Yes, I met John, I mean, Luna on Pedocord, and she wants me to help her figure out some vital stuff.

by turbochad3000 June 14, 2022