peloteo

The act of unzipping your jeans and having your socks to a 43% while watching horrrible buses123.

Nino: en pleno library
Niklas: tu sabe q pa pelotea hay q metese su mano adentro, sea donde sea
JR: El peloteo se va a adueña de toel

Hoy:
Chelo: Ete peloteo taba increíble
Mañana:
Nino: Ayer el peloteo taba sadico

by Peloteros May 20, 2023

El Peloté

A Costa Rican sun god whom the natives have dubbed “one-ball”. He is said to arrive in plain sight yearly and usually in late February. Though a god, his human-likeness and appearance brings a real hope to the people. During this time of mortal presence the people celebrate by taking pictures with and drinking with El Peloté. In his most recent arrival he was saved from certain death in Pacific Ocean by a tiny Tico. He can be recognized by his large hook nose and and CrossFit apparel.

Rejoice! El Peloté has arrived. He’s right over there drinking a margarita and chewing on a raw fish. All hail El Peloté

by Nosack69 March 1, 2019

Josh Pelfrey

One of the best guys you will ever meet. He may have some flaws, but his flaws are what make him want to be a better person. He loves his girlfriend, and would do anything to make her happy. He is easy to get along with (if you avoid politics), and he loves to make people laugh. He enjoys comedies, and being surrounded by people that love him. His dreams are big, but his drive to make the dreams happen is bigger. He's not afraid to do what needs to be done, and he's not afraid to say what he feels. He loves to be loved, and he never stops telling his girlfriend how beautiful she is, even when she says she's not. He loves her for her, and wouldn't have it any other way. He loves his job, and likes to listen to all the workers yelling at each other :)....his girlfriend loves him sooo much because he is easy to love <3

Friend: Who is THAT?
Girlfriend: Who? Him? :) He is my wonderful boyfriend Josh Pelfrey
Friend: Do you love him?
Girlfriend: More than words could describe :)

by YourLove<3 December 12, 2012

Pelone

An extremely large Mexican. Emits disgusting odors at will. Prolific breeder in search of baby batter depositories.

Holy mackerel, look at the melon on that pelone.

by Timothy W. Hill February 20, 2004

Pelosexual

A person who is EXTREMELY sexually attracted to people only for their amazing hair, often times, but not always, rejecting all other qualities about another person, solely to be with that other person's hair.

Jim- Hey, Terry, how could you even like that girl!?!?! Her parents are crazy, she lives in a septic tank, and she's gotta weigh at LEAST half a ton!
Terry- She's got great hair!
Jim- That's it... great hair?
Terry- Yeah, man... I'm a pelosexual, the hair is all I care...

by pelosexualsanonymous June 17, 2009

the pelones

A fabulous meme band created by sr pelo. the band sings with sounds ( or words) such as doot, aughhh, iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii etc...

Many other youtubers made they re own version of the pelones singing songs.

omg! the pelones are sooooo stupid.

by outcast wus here August 20, 2019

plore

player + whore = plore; used for males only

He dates so many girls. He's such a plore.

by blackbutterfly21 August 3, 2009