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shotgun pellets

by vfxrn December 31, 2022
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rabbit pellets

What you get when you are partly constipated and strain with all your might while defecating on the toilet, so called because the tiny balls of feces in the bottom of the toilet look like rabbit dung.
"I strained for half an hour in that bathroom and all I was able to get were rabbit pellets."
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grease pellets

"I make grease pellets with my sweat"
by Darktris February 7, 2017
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yellow nigger pellets

Teacher: What's the most common food in China? Yes Johnny.
Johnny: My dad says they only eat yellow nigger pellets over there, and that only the rich can afford to eat at McDonald's.
Teacher: GO TO THE PRINCIPLE'S OFFICE IMMEDIATELY!
by PeJay June 15, 2013
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Reward Pellets

Physical objects (usually food) given to simple minded creatures to motivate them in completing menial tasks.
The lab monkey will recieve 5 reward pellets once it learns to not throw fecies at bypassers.
by Green is a color too. August 15, 2011
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Pussy Pellets

After sex, whether for an hour or a minute, these little buggers are always around. When a woman gets so wet your dick is like oxygen in a brush fire, this seeming white glop of uncleaned cunt that is left as a wet then dry residue on your dick, grundle, balls, belt, zipper, underwear, shirt anything it touched, becomes invisible to the naked eye.. When she is gone and you begin to masturbate, assuming you did or didn't come, irrelevant either way, your hand feels like you dipped it in honey and fisted the asshole of a sandbox.. now you try and get off but can't because you have been demolished but what is and forever will be called, pussy pellets. There are hundreds of them all over your fingers and hangs and you can wipe on your chest and thigh all you want, they are there, masturbating went from exciting to ridiculously annoying. It is the same feeling you get everytime you convince some chick to let you put it in her ass and while your fucking, the room smells like shit, but you thought after much deliberation, that she would be the one that her ass really did smell like a rose.. It never does, that's dopey to believe but we do anyway to conquer that ass.. Pussy pellets can easily be avoided by showering first, but at work or where there isn't one readily available, pussy pellets are born.
Eagerly I anticipated sex with her, but I had no idea I would get trick into believing she wouldn't give me pussy pellets. Her Glorified cum dumpster was so wet that my t-shirt pants bed and crotch were dripping after she left and it dried I tried to masturbate when to my surprise, there they were, pussy pellets
by Jason K Bronsky February 8, 2010
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white pellets of fertility

I sprayed my white pellets of fertility all over Beth's face last night. And she loved it!
by Markytheballa3 March 8, 2009
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