"allison's peyote orgasm was so good she started muttering something about lizards and numb feet."
or,
"hey, what happened... did i black out?"
"no sweetie, i just gave you a peyote orgasm. and now i know how you feel about dancing grapes."
or,
"hey, what happened... did i black out?"
"no sweetie, i just gave you a peyote orgasm. and now i know how you feel about dancing grapes."
by polarpig October 7, 2009
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1. A person who goes around writing "Penis" or "Pen 15" on other people's stuff. Often preceded by "Big."
2. A Greek god. (Also known as Big Pehoto or the Big Pehoto in the Sky.) The religion of Pehotoism (founded by Ben Cook and inspired by the visions of Mark Carlson) is dedicated to the worship of Pehoto.
3. "Chief Big Pehoto" is the title of Pehotoism's head priest (currently Ben Cook).
4. Some people believe that the concept of Pehoto is too great to be confined to one definition. For those people, Pehoto can have an infinite number of different definitions. For others, Pehoto transcends mere definition, and can have no definition.
N0TE: Pehoto does NOT mean "penis" in any language. Many people make that mistake. It is in fact extremely offensive to most Pehotoists to suggest that their god is a penis.
1. A person who goes around writing "Penis" or "Pen 15" on other people's stuff. Often preceded by "Big."
2. A Greek god. (Also known as Big Pehoto or the Big Pehoto in the Sky.) The religion of Pehotoism (founded by Ben Cook and inspired by the visions of Mark Carlson) is dedicated to the worship of Pehoto.
3. "Chief Big Pehoto" is the title of Pehotoism's head priest (currently Ben Cook).
4. Some people believe that the concept of Pehoto is too great to be confined to one definition. For those people, Pehoto can have an infinite number of different definitions. For others, Pehoto transcends mere definition, and can have no definition.
N0TE: Pehoto does NOT mean "penis" in any language. Many people make that mistake. It is in fact extremely offensive to most Pehotoists to suggest that their god is a penis.
1. "Graham is a big pehoto- he always invites Aaron to join the pen15 club."
2. "I worship the Big Pehoto in the sky because Ben Cook converted me to Pehotoism."
3. "Ben Cook is currently Chief Big Pehoto."
4. Person 1: "I don't get it- what does Pehoto mean?"
Person 2: "Pehoto can mean whatever you want it to mean."
Person 3: "Actually, I believe that Pehoto transcends mere definition."
Person 1: "Huh?"
2. "I worship the Big Pehoto in the sky because Ben Cook converted me to Pehotoism."
3. "Ben Cook is currently Chief Big Pehoto."
4. Person 1: "I don't get it- what does Pehoto mean?"
Person 2: "Pehoto can mean whatever you want it to mean."
Person 3: "Actually, I believe that Pehoto transcends mere definition."
Person 1: "Huh?"
by Fred O'Beckon December 26, 2008
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When I was down in Mazitlan we scored some good weed from these German tourists that were staying at the resort with us but it wasn't enough for Erik. He started asking some Mexicans about getting some coke, we got on the back of some guys Motorcycle, drove out to the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night and behind the shadiest bar I've ever seen he scored a bag but we are lucky, and not that I'm not grateful but that could have gone bad. Really that Don Peyote is going to get us killed some day.
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