Pedoconvention

A once a year celebration in which pedophiles get together without being judged by the public. They usually share stories and just have a good time.

Fred: Hey Bill are you going to the pedoconvention.

Bill: Get away from me!

by TheNinjaBreadMan November 11, 2009

Peloton Liberal

The type of person who sits down and watches everyday of the Tour de France and gets really excited about it. They tend to hate the English cyclists. They get really into the Spanish ones for some reason, cos that's the proper way of doing it. They get really into American alt country for some reaso

The peloton liberal got a flat tyre in Ongar. He went home early from his Sunday ride to listen to the 5 billboards soundtrack on vinyl and read about Tom Watson's remarkable weight loss in his favourite broadsheet.

by RodneyPop October 27, 2018

peloton

I believe that peloton means the main pack of riders. In a race you would have the superhuman leaders out in front, then the rest would be grouped together in the peloton.


The definition at dictionary.com says that it is a small military group, or platoon.

It comes from the french word for "small pellet".



Someone please correct or elaborate if necessary.

Lance Armstrong was far ahead of his team, most of whom were in the peloton.

by Jimbo July 20, 2004

PedoTom

A nigga who loves to cap and has no spine. Will obsess over your girlfriend but never talk to you. Tries to spread rumors and cause chaos by saying niggas out there smell like goat cheese, but has no hair left on his head. Dating an alien headass 16 year old who controls his friendships. Not your friend but not your enemy

“y’all know who’s the guy who had romi pubes and can’t kick a ball past 30 yards is?”
“that’s dat nigga PedoTom

by AManWhoNeverCaps April 18, 2019

pedomonogatari

Yeah, i love childred

non-pedo:Whats your fav anime?
pedo:Monogatari
non-pedo:u fucking pedomonogatari fan kys

by Sheesh6942069 November 21, 2021

Peloton Rider

An individual who will never excel or stand out from the crowd. A follower who will always be led by world around him.

Derived from the Tour de France.

You'll always be second best, you "peloton rider."

by Ree August 12, 2005

Peloton

A company that has convinced people to buy more of the shit they don't really need, just like the hand sanitizer companies have lately. Stupidity is more contagious than a disease.

As long as people keep allowing themselves to freak out and think they need something, or that they need to do something they don't need to do, companies like Peloton will get rich and their won't be any other options to Peloton (like going to the gym). Going to the gym has been taken from people now until they retake the gyms they paid for memberships to, because they allowed it to happen.

by Solid Mantis March 16, 2020