pedostache

A pedophiles mustache. And the mustache for the guys in surgeon simulator. The best way to find those criminals who rape, and do stuff like that.

Pedo: Dude i just went to-
Guy: Don't even talk
Pedo: what do yo-
Guy:douche i know you're a pedofile with that pedostache of yours
Pedo: Shit
*rapes

by corvokenway December 13, 2015

pedotache

A thin, whispy moustache that gives the wearer the stereotypical appearance of a child molester.

Often seen on men experimenting with, or in the initial stages of, growing a moustache.

Often seen in conjunction with a Pedobeard.

Dude, you need to shave. You're developing a real pedotache.

Nice pedotache, mate.

by hellofromfiji April 26, 2011

Pedostachian

A man (or mustached woman) with a pedostache. See pedostache. Originated from pedo (pedophile) stache (mustache) and -ian (person who).

I took my son out of his new daycare when I found out his teacher was a pedostachian.

by Confuzzle June 1, 2011

pervstache

noun: a word that describes the mustache of a pedophile/future pedophile (or that of Michael Cleveland). For the full grown pedophile, the mustache is normal facial hair usually in the style of a fumanchu or something of the sorts. Now for the future pedophile, it is STRICTLY baby hair in the stache & goatee style.

WHOA! Look at the pervstache on that one!

by everyday09 March 27, 2007

pubistache

The chunk of hair right above the vertical lips resembling a mustache.

last night i scratched my nose on jane's pubistache while dining on her pink taco

by mfftcklr March 23, 2010

Pedostacne

Word made by a lanky fat hoebag from a discord server which doesn’t mean anything

Nice pedostacne

by Zahidullah December 20, 2022

Pedostacne

A new way of saying pedostache

Ibz and pyro have pedostacnes

by paki^2 December 20, 2022