Pertustitute

A prostitute of ill-health, exhibiting frequent coughing, rattling and wheezing, phlegmy and general malaise. Typically targetting a lower class of client and willing to accept reasonable offers.

I found her in the park, in rags, hacking like a jitney - but all I had was a crumpled twenty, and so a pertustitute would have to do.

by "Tim" February 24, 2008

peetus

slang for peetis. a state of peetis or being well known as a peetis. large amount of retardation to the extreme

andy szeto is a peetus

by tony illes March 5, 2008

jeezy peats

a southern expression; meaning something like (jesus christ)

my mom says it. :P

jeezy peats that boy has a large afro.

by rickjames. June 22, 2010

Peanus Butter

Spelled similar to "peanut butter", peanus butter is when you take peanut butter and spread it on some bread with your penis. Peanus Butter can be used as a noun (peanus butter) and a verb (peanus buttering). A peanus butter sandwich is when you keep your penis on top of the bread after spreading peanut butter and then put another piece of bread on top to create a sandwich with your penis in the center. This form of "art" is erotic and can be a variation of eating a dick.

That peanus butter sandwich is so tasty. The hairy skin tastes so good.

by ༼ つ ͡◕ Ѿ ͡◕ ༽つ February 6, 2015

pectus excavatum

a disorder where the sternum is seemed to be pushed back into the body giving an hole appearance in between the breasts. the rib cage can also be deformed and it could lead to heart and lung problems. also be called as a "hollowed chest"

Jimmy: wtf is wrong with Penelope's chest?
Victor: she might have pectus excavatum.
Jimmy: wtf is that.
Penelope: stfu fags

by tayroll December 2, 2013

piatus

A break taken to eat pie.

Man, I've been working so hard lately.

Dude, I think you deserve a piatus!

by londonlifeguard March 30, 2009

peatsuh

Alternate spelling of Pizza

Yo man, let's order some critical bacon barb peats tonight.

Nah son, I'm peatsuh'd out.

by Guy48 February 12, 2010