ass peanuts

Bite-sized turds. Great as party snacks for the unsuspecting.

I left a bunch of ass peanuts on the floor that I got from my grandma.

by Dan Devine October 17, 2004

Peanut Butter and Asshole Sandwich

When someone tosses someone else's salad, but uses jelly or preserves instead. It is unclear why this is called a "peanut butter and asshole sandwich" if it has no peanut butter, but it does have a ring to it.

When giving people a peanut butter and asshole sandwich, strawberry jam should be avoided because of the tiny seeds.

by Hass July 19, 2005

Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich

The act of placing peanut butter and jelly inside your ass. Then forcing someone to eat all of it out of your ass.

I call it a peanut butter jelly and asshole sandwich, but Tom here, would be calling it lunch.

Man 1: Hey dude, wanna go grab some lunch? Man 2: Naw bro I'm good. Your mom served me a hell of a Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich.

by Noushbag April 13, 2011

peanut butter and jelly asshole sand which

Is when you put jelly and peanut butter in someone's asshole and you insert your penis into there asshole

I want to pb&j his asshole (peanut butter and jelly asshole sand which)

by Prison man June 13, 2014

Asshole Peanuts

Average to bad peanuts hawked at sports games.

“I thought they were good peanuts but they were just asshole peanuts. All sports vendors are the same.”

by -Cantrip- June 11, 2018