This gem begins by taking an egg and inserting it into your partner's anal cavity. You shall then begin to ass
rape your partner with reckless abandon to the point of creating enough
heat friction to boil said egg. Once egg is boiled through this process you will punch partner in the kidney at which point egg well be passed. You shall then take egg and crack it open on partner's forehaed and exclaim "Welcome to Potomac
Fuck Face". You will then feed egg to partner.
The other day I saw
Kyle with a bruise on his forehead and I asked what happened. He said that he met some dude named
Vinnie who sure knew how to
dish out a Potomac Poached Egg. At that point I also realized why he was walking so funny.