payroll horns

It's when daddy uses his left hand, puts it above his forehead, making horns using the index and pinky fingers.

Sasha asked daddy, if he was a cop. He winks, and smiles at her, while replying with "payroll horns" as he turns and walks away.

by Daddy sleave December 23, 2024

Haters on the Payroll

The phrase simply means that you are doing extremely well and are very successful. Success, fame and fortune will inevitably come with a large amount of haters. This is not a bad thing, without haters there is no one to prove wrong. Understanding that hate is a sign of envy and jealously should be used to motivate you. Just remember, haters gonna hate, that just means you're doing well.

"Yoo dude did you see Dan Bilzerian's snap story!? Looks like he was hunting warthogs out of a chopper down in Texas with like five hot mami's, friggin epic!"

"No, I hate Dan Bilzerian. His company is gonna fail and he'll be a broke ass cat like me."

Dan Bilzerian has haters on the payroll and they are working for free.

by DannyDimes December 18, 2020

don't fuck with the payroll

don't sleep with anyone in the workplace. Doing so may cause awkward encounters at work and your colleagues thinking you're easy.

I told you don't fuck with the payroll Jacky

by harveysmakesyourhamburger July 21, 2011

Ongoing Payroll Issue

When an individual that works for an employer, who hasn't been fired and is still employed, stops recieving a paycheck due to a payroll screw up. Everytime the individual attempts to follow up on the problem, the person in charge of payroll will call it by that name. Usually, due to the high demands and deadlines in any given payroll department, the probability of the problem being corrected is very low unless a very high level supervisor has become involved. The problem can last for weeks, even months, forcing the individual to get another job or quit all together. Usually getting denied unemployment for quiting. In rare cases, the individual, who quits, will recieve a W-2 form at the end of the year showing all wages, yet a large amount of those wages still have not been paid.

1) I went to pick up my paycheck Friday and my boss did not have it when they came. Payroll was closed and I had to wait till Monday. I called them on Monday and they told me that I should have been paid and that there was an Ongoing Payroll Issue and that it would work itself out shortly. 16 weeks later, I got another job and sued the bastards!

by The Jax May 2, 2007

Being on the Payroll

Being a certified dame, a solid 8 or 9. This is not to be confused with being Dame Dash or the CEO, this ranking requires a 10

That chick is a dame, yea she is def on the payroll. She is no CEO tho.

being on the payroll is the dream of all girls

by JC128 December 2, 2010

Poking the payroll

Phrase to define when a colleague is having sexual relations with a peer or their manager. Often used on work instant message systems and social networks to avoid rousing any suspicion, particularly if the person in question is already in a relationship outside of work.

Lewis was poking poking the payroll at the office Christmas party and carried on in the toilets at work the next day

by coradia January 20, 2013

Patrolling the Mojave

The Fallout: New Vegas equivalent of the Arrow to the knee meme from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, originating from the generic dialog lines spoken by NCR troopers throughout the game.

"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter." -Anonymous NCR Trooper.

by Smokey T. Stevenston October 29, 2013