Payday

A poop that has more than 50% corn in it, thus resembling the Payday candy bar.

Kenny had a great cookout, I just dropped a payday.

by Carl hungo October 27, 2016

Payday

While having sex with a girl just before you're about to come you run to the girls purse and release the ejaculate into it while simultaneously shouting "Payday!"

Dave, "Hey man I heard you were hanging out with Krissie last night." Curtis, "Yeah dude it was her Payday for sure."

Jeff, "Man, I gave Sara the biggest Payday last night!" Dave, "Damn she's probably never going to call your ass again"

by BDMD December 3, 2011

Payday

Crazy. Completely nuts. Soft on the inside nuts on the outside.
from the candy bar that is covered in peanuts.

I just saw Travis doing cartwheels naked down the street. Clearly, he's gone Payday on us.

by PRCPortalet April 1, 2009

PAYDAY 2

A good game produced by a company called Overkill with the help of Starbreeze. The community is split up into two groups, the greedy rude people, and the good people whom you could have a conversation with. It's a 4 player co-op heist game on Steam, and it is very good. After 2 years of continuously updating it, and 2 more to come if the greedy people don't mess things up for OVERKILL, the game is good and getting better... For now. But the trailers are terrible so don't trust the trailers.

"I dread the day EA buys OVERKILL, because then PAYDAY 2 will be ruined."

by Billy Numerous May 17, 2015

payday wife

Military slang for a faithless wife, who would make up with a naive, young troop around payday, clear out his cash then again abandon him to party with other men.

The PFC finally got rid of that payday wife, who was catting around the bars.

by I, Wreckerrr October 6, 2016

Seagrove Payday

When you live in Seagrove and you have to shit but your diet consist of mostly peanuts, corn and Olde English malt beverage.

Angie got in my car this morning and took a huge Seagrove Payday in my seat. Shes a nasty bitch.

by Henryhardlog August 10, 2019

Payday Loan

A payday loan is when you get an advance on your paycheck and pay it back with interest on payday. Generally this interest is 15%. Payday loans are set up to automatically pay themselves back because you post-date a check when you get the loan. If you get to the point where you are getting payday loans from other places to pay back the first payday loan, you are fucked. Payday loans should be avoided at all costs, as they fuck you in the long run. Many states have laws against certain payday loan practices.

Dude 1: Dude, come to the concert with us, it's payday!

Dude 2: Dude, I can't, I have to pay back these payday loans.

Dude 1: Dude, just get another one.

Dude 2: Oh yeah! Then I'll have money until next payday!

by Kapow! June 12, 2008