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Australian Puppeteer 

The act of a man or a woman, forcing their arm through a womans vagina, up through the body, and through the neck. The act then requires the 'Puppeteer' to control the womans jaw, as if manipulating a puppet. It is called the Australian puppeteer because it comes from down under.

Variations to this act may allow the 'Puppeteer' to enter through the anus.
"I heard the rapist then killed the victim by giving her an Australian Puppeteer"

"Death by Australian Puppeteer would blow"

"Hey steve, think you could survive being australian puppeteer'd?" "I don't know, think you could survive taking all of a horse penis in you?"

Tongue Puppeteering

The art of taking total control over a girl by using your tongue inside her like a traditional puppeteer uses a hand.
Matt's tongue puppeteering was such a well developed talent that he could make a girl whine, twitch, or scream with just a flick of his tongue.

He didn't need his hands to make her scream the way that Jim Henson made Kermit talk.
Tongue Puppeteering by jivedickie5 February 4, 2005

Puppeteer's Cancer 

Cancer of the hands and/or arms of an individual.
After years in the show business, Howard developed a severe case of puppeteer's cancer in his left arm.
The act of shoving your fist so far up someones coochie that u make her talk.
"Yo this girl last night wanted me to be her puppeteer"
Puppeteer by DrieWiet March 15, 2019

Packeteering 

Accepting money in exchange for a DoS attack shall be reffered to as Packeteering
>Packeteering
Person A is offering Person B money to DoS a certain internet address, If he accepts the money, and DoS's the certain adress, He is a Packeteer.
Packeteering by Greepfruuy June 13, 2011

penis puppeteer 

One who manipulates his penis for entertainment, excitement, or other reasons. One manipulation is the bird, and another is the sack lunch.
female: I wanted to suck him off, but I had fun before hand watching him be a penis puppeteer.
penis puppeteer by UTCJAM November 16, 2006