Patching

To go for freshman boys no matter what their age. And to not use common sense.

She's 18 and she's still Patching.

by Rabbitlover101 November 18, 2016

Patching

Cumming on somebody and letting it dry to peel off later (like elmers glue)

"my boyfriend and I tried patching.. theres a bald spot in my bush now 😔"

by rizzmaster84 August 11, 2025

patching the kernel

glueing your girlfriends vagina closed and then taking a shit all over it and reopening it with your dick.

hey i heard alex was patching the kernel last night

by johnjam76 June 15, 2010

Jungle Patching

The act of defacing someone's lawn. (Typically by driving over it with a car)

You can still see the tire marks through Tom's yard from when we went jungle patching a few nights ago.

by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010

Pumpkin Patching

The act of anal scissoring.

John: I walked in on Linda and Amy Pumpkin patching last night

Jake: Damn son

Linda: Don't even ask how hard it was to get into position.

by DJ Socknut October 4, 2016

sour patching

giving a guy a blowjob after eating a bag of sour patch kids. it gives the penis a tart, citrusy taste.

"Dude, sarah just sour patched me!"

"Im sour patching a guy right now, I'll call you later."

by cherryfrog12 February 24, 2010

Pumpkin Patching

The art of search for a pumpkin for the fall season in a pumpkin patch.

I'm going pumpkin patching with my family to find the perfect pumpkin.

by MykulComm October 12, 2013