patch the snatch

Cover a female crotch with a G-String.

Cops busting a titty bar with bottomless dancers: "Is that pussy I see smiling at me? Come on girls, you know this is a patch the snatch zone."
Credit goes to "The Shield", season 5, episode 5.

by BigD101 August 17, 2007

snatch patch

Article of clothing worn by women to cover their lady parts 'down there', which is juuuuust big enough to do the job. Can be underwear, swimwear, random item worn during a walk of shame, etc.

"Hey, man, check out that chick! She's not wearing any panties, man."

"Sadly, she is. She's wearing a snatch patch."

by bhalrog December 8, 2012

snatch patch trimmer

Brave person who undertakes the task of trimming the overgrown pubic hair region of a female that has gone without attention to detail of a coifed pussy.

A snatch patch trimmer uses sizzors, razzors, hedge clippers, and other necessary cutting tools to style or remove completely the hair on the pussy. Ladyscaping for females as Manscaping for males.

by Miss sheets n giggles November 8, 2010

snatch patch

snatch patch (n). a feminine hygiene
product. An alternative to the dangermouse.

She needs a snatch patch because the cones are out

by C February 24, 2004

snatch patch

An excuse guys or lesbians will use when they're either not interested in a woman or taking a break from women (typically after a break-up).
Implying one is wearing a patch similar to a smoker's nicotine patch.

Whore in bar: Come on, baby! Give me some of your sweet meat!
Man in bar: Sorry, ma'am...I'm on the snatch patch.

by RNPS April 30, 2008

snatch patch

The female version of "cock block". See cock block.

Ol' girl was being a snatch patch when she kept talking to my boy.

by Don't Be A Snatch Patch February 8, 2004

Snatch Patch

A derogatory term for all-female college Sweet Briar College, located near Lynchburg, Virginia. Sometimes used as an insult directed towards specific Sweet Briar students, but frequently used as a general statement toward the entire institution.

"Hey man, have you gone to the Snatch Patch recently?"

by Anon.2007 December 14, 2008