Portlandia

The best hipster show ever created. It comes along with many inside jokes that only other Portlandia fans can understand. In which case, if you haven't seen this show, then do not reuse any inside jokes that come along with it to other Portlandia fans; it will only instigate more inside jokes that you may not know of creating extreme confusion.

You know Portlandia when you're always putting a bird on it.
Cacao to any other show that isn't Portlandia.
p.s. so OVER this.

by erm i dun kno December 8, 2012

Parkland School District

A school district in the suburbs of Allentown, PA. Has about a thousand people graduate each year. A lot of richer families live in this area

"there's a rich kid from allentown"
"oh yeah he must go to parkland school district"

by Abbywadudpwadup August 17, 2011

Portland Sticky Rice

A sexual act originating in Portland Oregon. While having anal sex until you cum inside the ass and you wait for a couple minutes until it feels a little bit dry then you pull it out so it looks like a sticky cream or glue AKA Sticky Rice and ask your partner to clean it from your penis.

Although broken up Susan and Richie had Portland Sticky rice one last time before officially parting ways.

by CofC 123 January 6, 2015

Parkland

The worst damn city in America, but not if you're a rich snob and had your own Bentley at the age of 11

Parklander 1: Hey want to go to the park
Parklander 2: Sure wanna take my Bentley

by 954tillidie February 18, 2015

Portland, Maine

The biggest city in Maine, an artsy hipster town with a large homosexual and homeless population, and by far the largest concentration of attractive females in New England, thanks to the Maine College of Arts.

Yo man I never wanna leave Portland, Maine.

by THEGANJAQUEEN October 2, 2011

Portland State Vikings

The largest university in the state Oregon located in the city of Portland. It fields 16 division 1 athletic teams and plays in the Big Sky Conference. Its mascot is the Vikings and is personified by Victor E. Viking.

School colors are forest green (PMS 350) and white

Its major athletic facilities include:

JELD-WEN Field – Home to Viking Football
Peter Stott Center – Home to Viking Basketball, Volleyball, Tennis

Reporter: The Portland State Vikings had an outstanding year winning conference championships in 9 sports. The most of any school in the conference

by Jockstrapme January 4, 2012

Portland Alarm Clock

Being awakened by your partner as they begin to preform a sexual act on you.

When your wake up as your partners hand or head moves towards your crotch for a hand job or oral sex

Bill "How was your weekend?"
Charlie "Great, we went in to the city, dinner, movie stayed in awesome hotel. Plus, my wife woke me up with a Portland Alarm Clock Saturday and Sunday.

by Padre Midday March 14, 2011