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road parrot

A person in the passenger seat, who reads out loud every sign, advertisement or store name you are driving by.
Driver: "....."
Passenger: "Whole Fooooodsss....Superman: The Movie.....For Rent!............get more today.......DriveThruuuu...."

Backseat Passenger (next day): "Dude, you didn't tell me your wife is a road parrot - I would have taken the fucking bus."
by Enno October 17, 2006
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Patron Ticket

When betting on sporting matches, a series of bets that when combined on one ticket will total signifcant winnings with a minimal bet. After winning such a ticket, a round of Patron shots could be easily purchased without worry of the cost.
"I could win $875 on my $3 bet with this Patron Ticket. All I need now is for the Royals to beat the A's by 2 runs or more."

"When I win my Patron Ticket, I'm gonna buy a round of Patron for everyone. All the haters, however, will get a Patron shot in the eye"
by Nips Gurunt June 13, 2009
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Parrot Dick

A penis that has a monsterous overhang due to an unfinished circumcision.
Due to his parrot dick, he was unable to release a full load in a single bust.
by The Lintlicker December 14, 2010
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Parcon

Parcon is a well know family surname. It was originated in the Philippines. Parcon is meaning of being strong,confident and intelligent
Wow! Man That Parcon Has Got Some Balls!
by WellJheez,Guys? March 26, 2012
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Sneaky Parrot

Placing one's penis on the shoulder of a partner while he/she is distracted with another task. Most often done while the victim is seated.
His wife was busy working on the computer and not paying attention to him - he quietly walked up to her and performed the sneaky parrot. She laughed.
by G-$$ April 28, 2011
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pardonfuck

an expression of utter disbelief, used when saying "What the fuck?" just isn't strong enough; coined by Cameron Lauder of LoadingReadyRun
"Did you see those guys come out of nowhere?"
"Yeah, I turn around, see them, and I'm like, Pardonfuck?"
by LRRFan January 17, 2014
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Parson's Law

Michael was rejected from Harvard University for failing to follow Parson's Law. He didn't fill it out properly his first try.
by Dorm Chief March 6, 2013
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