parlor monger

One who habitually visits Asian massage parlors

Scottie has been down at the Asian massage joint 3 times this week. That kid is a raging parlor monger.

by Dogger Dude July 10, 2018

parlor snake

A deceitful and promiscuous man who calls on naive women and carries out most of his dealings in the parlor of the women in question. Somewhat like a snake in the grass. Seen primarily in fiction of the pre-World War I era.

I don't know why she even sees him! He is a complete parlor snake!

by jfw1926 November 26, 2013

Masausage Parlor

Another term for a Massage parlor, typically where a "happy ending" or hand relief occurs.

DA-- Hey Marv, it's Sunday and I am hungover. A rub and tug at the masausage parlor sounds great. Want to go?

MS-- Great idea Donny! Let's go.

by Steam & Cream January 27, 2009

Massage Parlor

A place where you get a massage but most commonly refers to a whore house in disguise of a legitimate massage business. Usually if you see a run down building in the shady part of town with a neon sign saying "MASSAGE", chances are its a rub and tug joint.

"I'm going to a massage parlor Dan, you want to come?"
"No thanks, I'm afraid of getting the clap"

by tdan December 12, 2004

massage parlor

Any business displaying itself as a place to receive a massage, but will offer sexual services...if the price is right. Police may occasionally raid these joints in places where prostitution is illegal (mainly U.S.).

Why date and play all those stupid games with a "girlfriend" when you can go to a massage parlor?

by Chazz K. October 22, 2008

Parlor Bear

1. A prostitute
2. A woman of ill-repute.

I'm new in town, where can I find some parlor bear action in this town?

by humungus October 2, 2008

parlor trick

cheap magician trick

that guy dave from M.L.King High is now doing parlor tricks on the corner of lexington and fifth. what a chump.

by amol May 1, 2004