parsoning

Named after a kid named Parsons. Verb; to play the worst practical joke possible on someone.

I'm gonna parson his house the fuck up.

or

You just got parsoned

by von herring October 28, 2004

parsonified

To be objectified or to be married.

"You shall quickly be parsonified." Gilbert and Sullivan, The Pirates of Penzance.

by snoopyisawesome December 19, 2011

pardoning myself

Masturbation

I wanted to go to the March for gun control, but I stayed home to watch FoxNews while pardoning myself.

by Ringo1121 June 14, 2018

Parsonist

Someone who speak the truth, only the truth and nothing but the truth.
Founded in a group chat a few months back as the the legend of Parsons is reborn and has now become a religion that is worshiped by a handful of superior individuals.

Look at that guy! He must me a parsonist

by Dj Parsons August 10, 2019

Parbon

This is a name given to a legend . This name is given to another person until the first person dies !...if you have the person with the name ''Paron'' as a friend then you are lucky , if you are his enemy the he is gonna to ruin you life . Never ever hurt that person .
And one more thing - he is single . if you are a girl and you are single then you can try !!!

Parbon is a legendary name !

by Mr.Parody November 23, 2021

parbon

A person from assam with big hole

Chutiya " akhand vala " Smart bhi hai

Parbon tharki hai

by anonymous November 23, 2021

parbani

A way of asking in Bengali, can you, in a polite manner

Apni aj bikal dike aite parbani?

by heheboi420 November 24, 2021