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Analysis paralysis

When someone thinks about doing something so much that they actually end up doing nothing at all. All thought no action
He was so confused on his project that he have himself Analysis paralysis and did even get started.
by Caveman100 June 8, 2014
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sleep paralysis

The most fucking terrifying thing you can ever experience.
Me: I had sleep paralysis last night.
Other guy: Whats that?
Me: Just fucking scary.
by Ryantheruler October 25, 2008
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Sleep Paralysis

Happens when waking up before REM sleep is finished only to find yourself paralysed. Someone experiencing this cannot move, talk, scream out for help and some cannot breathe.
I had sleep paralysis last night, it was a scary experience. I saw some sort of shadow figure in front of me and I couldn't do anything about it!
by Berry Cumbernickle January 23, 2019
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Browser Paralysis

When a website has so many pop-ups, streaming video, embedded YouTube, Flash and cookie downloads that it freezes. Similar to not being able to *log out* because your server keeps dumping spam into your inbox.
The boss is coming and this browser paralysis is keeping me from being able to close this damn porno window. I'm toast!
by genius-girl October 9, 2009
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Analysis Paralysis

Analysis Paralysis is the total inability to reach a decision. Found often in the business and corporate setting. Usually a condition caused by nit picking managers and owners. The primary source is management/owner requests for more information, reports, studies, statistics, evaluations, opinion, and research on a subject. All of this requested research and study is accompanied by endless, mindless, discussions in multiple meetings regarding the subject and the compiled information. The end result is no decision is made because the efforts placed to garner information and hold endless meetings and discussions are viewed a progress on the subject matter.
Hey did management ever decide if we were going to get extra donuts on donut day? Are you kidding me? They spent $2,000 on a cost analysis, accounting is still crunching cost figures and they have been discussing it for 9 months. It is in the company's usual state of total analysis paralysis.
by Eaton Holgoode June 16, 2009
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Sleep Paralysis Demon

A spooky sight you witness asleep and paralyzed, usually scary af
by gamerboy2742 August 12, 2019
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pussy paralysis

the state of being after having sex with a woman who leaves her partner drained and unconscious; similar to cock coma, but with the feminine dominance.
After Sandra and I had sex, she went out to walk the dog and left me in bed in a state of pussy paralysis.
by FishboneIzRedHot December 29, 2009
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