Parabola

1.A plane curve formed by the intersection of a right circular cone and a plane parallel to an element of the cone or by the locus of points equidistant from a fixed line and a fixed point not on the line.

2. A guys dick. Term ushually used in math class when working on Parabola's on the graphing calculator and used in funny situations with the math teacher, Mr.Zobel and surounding boys.

"Can i feel your parabola?"

"Man your parabola is huge!"

"Did you see Austin's parabola in math today? It was soooo big!"

"Man Josh went to work on his Parabola today! Did you see him?"

by MeganM October 13, 2004

parabolas

The cooliest most awsome graphed equation in math. Everyone knows it has one squared term and a postive one forms a happy face and negitive one forms a sad face.

by mike June 26, 2003

Parabola

A shape that looks like a U can be in any direction. there are certain terms relating to a parabola for example: latus rectum, directrix, focus, locus, axis of symmetry and roots. Parabolas can be represented algebraically in the form of a quadratic function.

Latus rectum is the line that passes right through the focus horizontally
Axis of symmetry is the line that passes through the vertex vertically
Focus is a point below or above or on the side of the vertex
Directrix is a line that is derived by -a and is on the opposite side of focus
Roots are the points on the x axis that intersect the parabola

Parabolas have a lot of real life application

by TECHNOHACKER April 10, 2022

needle-dick's parabola

The wide swing of the arm when a douchebag goes in for a handshake. The less secure in their masculinity, the further the arc.

Gregory swung his arm around at a wide angle before grabbing my hand and shaking it roughly. The full "needle-dick's parabola," as Socrates called it.

by UN~MUDO~POCO March 1, 2021

Parabola Tootie

When a girl's legs are incapable of closing properly. Her knees may touch but her thighs do not, leaving a massive parabola shaped gap under her vagoo. Usually accompanied by expansive hips and little-to-no ass.

- Check out that girl, she's like totally bowlegged or something.

- No man, she's got a parabola tootie!

- What a whore …

by Ass-hed January 23, 2009

Parallax

The secret second moon that science is covering up. You can see it if you look at the moon with one eye, then close it and open the other.

Tim: Hey, have you seen Parallax?

Ed: Yeah, that's a dumb name, it should be called Moon 2.

by BCheeta July 9, 2019

Parallax

Proposing to oneself the attribute of being smart or undeniable witty.

"Oh, we got beef? How about if I intelligent."

by Anonymous March 6, 2003