papsmearded

overly bearded; so weird, you're growing a beard AND getting a papsmear

That was so papsmearded!

by kevin d December 13, 2004

pap shmear

a gynocological device; or a diss

a bunch got stolen from a hospital in Pittsburgh, so that is reason for a diss.

dude 1: (farts on dude's back)
dude 2: dude y you being such a pap shmear?

by Tex February 22, 2005

Bavarian Papsmear

Failing utterly at everything you do, touch and think.
-Failing life
-Crack Whores
-Kalil DePeiza

Erik: Dude, your just a bavarian papsmear.
Kalil: What?
Erik: You fail so utterly at life, your lower than crack whores used by G unit.
Kalil: FUCK!
Erik: You are the new definition of a bavarian papsmear

by The Bausage December 3, 2007

papsmere

to smear poop on spouses chest

Please papsmere me!

by Dr. Papsmere October 9, 2008

Papshmire

A yiddish nickname; jewish slang for an idiot.

"Oyve papshmire, Becky got shmutz on my shmegeggi."

by Sir Nicholas October 8, 2005

Bavarian Papsmear

Basically the worst situation that could come about when you're not even expecting it.

"Awe man, I got the old bavarian papsmear the other day."
-Flunking a test
-flunking life

by klondike bar May 9, 2006

patsmear_official

the ‘official’ tiktok account of Pat Smear, and one of the best ones to exist alongside dave grohl, krist novoselic, taylor hawkins and kurt cobain’s account.

oh? do you follow @patsmear_official on tiktok? they’re really cool :)

by terittorialpissings August 28, 2021