pantsturbate

After not having sex for an extremely long time, just the sight of a naked woman in front of you makes you cum your pants.

Just getting home from a year overseas, he took a girl home from the bar, but was only able to pantsturbate in front of her.

by john juan 80 September 10, 2009

pantsurbating

Verb: To masturbate through your pants.

John was too pussy to take off his pants while watching porno, so he began Pantsurbating.

by DynamicMOO July 8, 2010

pensturbate

The annoying, incessant clicking of a pen that grates on your nerves.

My coworker continues to pensturbate his clicky pen, annoying the rest of us.

by Questor69 September 7, 2014

Passturbate

Masturbating so hard you pass out from exhaustion

Johnny went to his room to passturbate so he could fall asleep.

by Master Zed June 5, 2016

pansturbating

A chick so loose, she needs a pan to get off.

"Bitch you so wide, I see you pansturbating in the pantry."

by Egg Pail February 17, 2024

Pasturbate

Verb: When a navy recruit/officer really horny while flying a helicopter, crash-lands in Vietnam, gets intoxicated on alcohol, masturbates, and passes out in a Taco Bell restroom.

I crash landed in Vietnam and proceeded to pasturbate.

by Ben’s alt persona’s GF December 12, 2023