pantsurbating

Verb: To masturbate through your pants.

John was too pussy to take off his pants while watching porno, so he began Pantsurbating.

by DynamicMOO July 8, 2010

pensturbate

The annoying, incessant clicking of a pen that grates on your nerves.

My coworker continues to pensturbate his clicky pen, annoying the rest of us.

by Questor69 September 7, 2014

Passturbate

Masturbating so hard you pass out from exhaustion

Johnny went to his room to passturbate so he could fall asleep.

by Master Zed June 5, 2016

plantsturbating

When your combination of rare mental genius requires that you tend to plants to calm your mind, and you can spend hours creatively attending to and nourishing your plant children. It is technically a time waster, but feels self soothing. This only applies to plant lovers for whom the death of a plant is like the loss of a friend; love of plants required.

Omg my anxiety was off the charts, so I spent FIVE HOURS on Saturday plantsturbating and repotting my succulent collection

by ReXXXfromATX August 16, 2022

plantsturbating

When your combination of rare mental genius requires that you tend to plants to calm your mind, and you can spend hours creatively attending to and nourishing your plant children. It is technically a time waster, but feels self soothing. This only applies to plant lovers for whom the death of a plant is like the loss of a friend; love of plants required.

Omg my anxiety was off the charts, so I spent FIVE HOURS on Saturday plantsturbating and repotting my succulent collection

by ReXXXfromATX August 16, 2022

pansturbating

A chick so loose, she needs a pan to get off.

"Bitch you so wide, I see you pansturbating in the pantry."

by Egg Pail February 17, 2024

Pasturbate

Verb: When a navy recruit/officer really horny while flying a helicopter, crash-lands in Vietnam, gets intoxicated on alcohol, masturbates, and passes out in a Taco Bell restroom.

I crash landed in Vietnam and proceeded to pasturbate.

by Ben’s alt persona’s GF December 12, 2023