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Palmaphobia

Having an irrational fear of palm trees. But not all trees, just palm trees. This is because they should not exist, they have no reason to exist. If a tree is going to be tall, it should at least be covered in branches and leaves, and not look like a giant schlong in the air. Like seriously, why do they only have like 4 giants leaves? What is the point in that?
Julia has figured out that Jaxon has palmaphobia, because he pisses his pants when he sees a palm tree.
by dudeafraidofpalmtrees March 15, 2020
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Pantophobia

Gemma had a fearof everything, not just wasps.
by White Wicca March 13, 2004
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Papaphobia

Intense fear or dread of the Pope, the Roman Catholic Church or of the clergy.
I couldn't go into the church because I suffer from severe papaphobia.
or
I couldnt go into the church because I am severely papaphobic.
by Molester September 6, 2004
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Pitaphobia

The fear of being stalked by a creepy bald man that is obsessed with rainbows.
I always have a feeling that Pittas is watching me... I must have pitaphobia.
by Pittas September 18, 2013
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Pintphobia

A person who is afraid, or cannot handle the full might of a 570ml pint of beer. Mainly due to either having exceptionally thin wrists or the inability to drink it fast enough before it becomes warm.
Guy 1: "OMG did George get us a round of Pots?"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's got a bad case of Pintphobia - he's probably wearing his mums vest again!"
by Pintsman Pat February 16, 2023
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Panphobia

Panphobia (Also known as omniphobia, pantophobia, and panophobia) is the irrational fear of everything or a persistent vague fear of an ‘unknown evil’. It is *not* a fear/dislike of pansexuals. Using it as so is albiest whether panphobia is registered as a medical term or not.
1:“She has panphobia.”
2:”So she’s afraid of pansexuals?”
1:”No, she feels paranoid all the time.”
by cosm August 4, 2020
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Santaphobia

The fear of Santa Clause watching you sleep, breaking into your home and giving you gifts.
Doctor: I'm afraid your son has a severe case of Santaphobia.
by Internet Protocol November 21, 2014
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