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Panhandle Cap

Panhandle Cap, originally a fictional character created by American author Nicole Moody, is now a euphemism for a person who represents any conglomeration of rural American and Western cowboy stereotypes, typically infused with one or more of the following characteristics: 1) a distrust of modern technology, social norms and politics; 2) a tendency to mask hostilities towards certain classes with alcoholism; 3) an inability to differentiate between adults and young children in everyday conversation.
My neighbor is sort of a Panhandle Cap because he tried to give my 8-year old son a whiskey sour in exchange for playing with his toy rattlesnake.
by McGee Hotro December 14, 2008
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Panhandle behavior

Murdering people close to you without any reasonable expectation of getting away with it.

Violent criminal behavior that is neither well-thoughtout nor sophisticated — usually involving (but not limited) to a trailer park, and occuring in a god-awful small town.

The phrase was coined by comedians James Pietragallo and Jimmie Whisman of Small Town Murder Podcast.
Billy Joe shot his sister, Bobbie Lee, in broad daylight because she was going to turn him into the police for robbing their neighbor’s house five years ago. Billy Joe was caught in a trailer park 2 miles away from the scene of the crime with her pick-up truck, jewelry and bloody clothes. Billy Joe is exhibiting major panhandle behavior, I tell you what!
by ElBlakeBlakeBlake May 17, 2018
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Panhandle Behavior

Murdering people close to you without any expectation of getting away with it.

This idiotic criminal behavior is perpetrated by those who live in part of a state that juts out from the main portion of the state, like the handle on a frying pan.
For those living in the panhandle of a state, it is advised that they get back to the pan to avoid being needlessly slaughtered by those closest to them.
"Stabbing a family of three while heavily intoxicated and then stealing a farmer's tractor as your getaway vehicle is panhandle behavior."

"A man exhibits panhandle behavior by saying: 'I'll kill her, and then when they ask me if I did it, I'm gonna say NOPE! and maybe that'll work.'"
by Panhandler3 May 17, 2018
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panhandle behavior

Murdering someone with no reasonable expectation to get away with it
“Man, did you hear? Steve killed Joe next door in broad daylight!”

“Yeah, that’s some panhandle behavior right there
by TiredAllegory May 17, 2018
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panhandle rodeo

A Panhandle Rodeo is when that definitely older, but still attractive chick, invites you back to her condo for Monster Energy drinks and beef jerky.
Me and my boys were kickin' it at Club La Vela and this blond chick asked if I was in town for the Panhandle Rodeo.
by CHA$ March 18, 2017
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Panhandle Behavior

Murdering those close to you with no expectation of getting away with it....no planning or plotting of any kind is involved
Panhandle Behavior is exhibited in every episode of Small Town Murder
by smalltownmurder May 20, 2018
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panhandle baby

A child conceived during spring break, mainly in cities such as panama city. These children usually grow to be fuck ups and beat their spouse on the regular.
Yo dat man be fucking up.

Yea, dats a panhandle baby. He was born in either oklahoma, texas or florida. You know, a panhandle state.
by B & J inc. August 10, 2012
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