panda

a slang term for a police cruiser, originating from the term "black and white"

A panda pulled up next to my car right as I was lighting a joint.

by adevne August 28, 2016

Panda

a secret ninja

Person: OMG! What was that?

Other Person: It was a panda bro

by [e-mail] February 22, 2017

Panda

Possibly the greatest animal that God put on this earth. Usually very cute and cuddly, they generally spend their lives eating bamboo and sitting on their haunches. Their population is very low due in part to the fact that they are too lazy to have sex.

And the Lord came unto the Earth and made the Panda to his likeness. And HE spake, saying, "Thou shalt be of a cheery disposition and be loved by all." And the Lord smiled upon the Panda and gave it a branch of bamboo. (Panda 13:22)

And the Lord came unto the cheery Panda and spake, saying, "Although thou art a peaceful critter, thou shalt defend yourself furiously when attacked and rippe the limbs from thine enemies and make them wish they had never been born..." (Panda 15:10)

by Ingy December 31, 2007

Panda

The coolest animal ever!!! Has really cool looks, eats bamboo, and likes to play with people (even though it's so big it often causes harm to frail human bodies).

-I have to sell my liver so I can go see the Panda in the zoo!!!
-I already sold mine!!!

by The Jon S May 31, 2006

Panda

My soulmate, Someone that is warm and friendly and always made me feel better and safe, hence the name panda.

Panda will always love the first love of his life no matter what.

Panda likes to eat from Friday’s and Buffalo Wild Wings and Loves The Moon aka “M”

by The 1sttt May 5, 2020

panda

A close friend that you tell everything to. Someone that is warm and friendly and always makes you feel better, hence the name panda.

After a fight with my boyfiend i called my panda to ask what i should do.

by Amaka October 18, 2007

Panda

A chubby girl with a cute face.

If there aren't any hot girls in here, we can atleast cuddle with the pandas.

by antipandagal January 9, 2009