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anal palpitations

See. Emmanuel Blanco
An uncontrollable craving for anal penetration which most commonly occurs in cases of cock-addict homosexuals. Symptoms can range from mild to severe, but is usually worse when waking up/before going to sleep or when walking into a bar. It can be measured by a male nurse with his meat sphygmomanometer. The area is usually dry, red and irritated and patients prefer treatment with saliva, lubricants or dense human milk
The Real Madrid soccer team is playing, I have anal palpitations that can only be satisfied with a win or a man inside me.
by hueleamacho November 8, 2015
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Paekalations 1:11

A: Dude IM TIRED OF LETTING EVERYONE WALK OVER ME

B: Paekalations 1:11, “Self love is the best love”
by Zelayaaa May 18, 2021
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palpations

thats my palpations
by 666raveyard January 17, 2023
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Paspalation

man, what a paspalation
by JeffJefferey January 23, 2024
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Paspalation

I can't believe you bought that rubber duck, that was such a paspalation.
by Fleps January 23, 2024
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anxiety palpitations

Not quite an anxiety attack, definitely more anxiety than normal. Typically triggered by an outside source such as coffee or tea, and experienced in waves.
I just finished my third trenti cold brew, and damn these anxiety palpitations are hitting.
by sixtysevensimp October 3, 2021
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Reorg Palpitations

The perceived abnormality of a company's\group's ROB characterized by the irregular cancelation\rejection of meetings and initiatives.
"Say Mazal Tov! I think I'm expecting a new role" "Dude how do you know? " "My calendar is suffering from fierce Reorg Palpitations"
by beep bOPs February 8, 2022
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