Palmela handerson
I may not have a girlfriend to love me but I sure do have palmela handerson. And she never leaves me unpleased!
Palmela handerson by Robdawggy August 31, 2018
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Palmela Handerson
Hey Shannen what did you do last night? Nothing, I just stayed home and hung out with Palmela Handerson.
Palmela Handerson by Scooby Blue June 3, 2009
Palmela Handerson
A mans substitute girlfriend at formal events when a plus one isn’t readily available.
The name of a mans dominant wanking hand
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The name of a mans dominant wanking hand
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Palmela Handerson by Kribby December 11, 2018
Palmela Handerson
A name used to refer to the hand as a feminine partner of sex during solo masturbation of one who has a sexual interest in females but at the time is choosing/settling for solely a relationship with oneself and one's hand.
"My friend Dorothy Hancock suggested that I need to get laid. I informed them kindly that I am just fine with Palmela Handerson and her five sisters to take care of my sexual needs."
Palmela Handerson by Misfit Adams November 14, 2022
Pamela Handerson
'I'm bored, think i may go have a visit from pamela handerson.'
'You look happpy, pamela handerson been visiting?
'You look happpy, pamela handerson been visiting?
Pamela Handerson by Rico Demerius January 17, 2008
Palmala Handerson
In the spirit of Rosey Palmer but with celebrity appeal. Sounds like Pamala Anderson. Name you would give while providing a girlfriends name when no girlfriend exists. also a reference to masturbation
Palmala Handerson by CDJM January 13, 2008
Date with Palmala Handerson
Males using their hand to 'jack off', that is holding their dicks and moving their hand back and forth.
Date with Palmala Handerson by Scott Boose April 17, 2008