POLLYWAGGIN: The experience of spending an inordinate amount of time swimming your ass off - upstream only to get caught by an 8 year old and flushed down the toilet by his mother.
Wasting your time and effort with no positive outcome,
useless or profitless activity
Wasting your time and effort with no positive outcome,
useless or profitless activity
by Ann Lindsey September 26, 2007
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by Big Nate May 19, 2004
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Once we swallow these crumpets, I'm gonna pollywag that shit.
Oliver: Want to play a game of Polo?
Dave: Sure, do you mind if I pollwag yo ass after?
Oliver: Hmm, I guess.
Oliver: Want to play a game of Polo?
Dave: Sure, do you mind if I pollwag yo ass after?
Oliver: Hmm, I guess.
by Jared and Dave January 29, 2009
Get the Pollywag mug.This is an Asian disorder which causes the victim to constantly lie. The disease somehow has spread from Asia to a small place in England called Middlesbrough.
The disorder can quickly enhance leading to worse symptoms, known as Obafemi Pallying. These symptoms lead to the victim talking complete bullshit and constantly watching the Jim Carrey hit "Liar Liar". Furthermore "Pally Porkies" are groups of small lies that in the end lead the advancement of the disorder.
The symptoms of the advanced strain of Pallying can also lead to the victim telling stories they have already heard and trying to make themselves look good. It may also result in the victim been a dodgy bastard to his mates.
As yet there is no cure for Pallying or Obafemi Pallying. However help knowing if your friend has the disease can be helped by the strong smell of bullshit.
The disorder can quickly enhance leading to worse symptoms, known as Obafemi Pallying. These symptoms lead to the victim talking complete bullshit and constantly watching the Jim Carrey hit "Liar Liar". Furthermore "Pally Porkies" are groups of small lies that in the end lead the advancement of the disorder.
The symptoms of the advanced strain of Pallying can also lead to the victim telling stories they have already heard and trying to make themselves look good. It may also result in the victim been a dodgy bastard to his mates.
As yet there is no cure for Pallying or Obafemi Pallying. However help knowing if your friend has the disease can be helped by the strong smell of bullshit.
Michael:"I've won the lottery!"
Shane:"So your Pallying then"
Michael:"I've got a Ferrari"
Andrew:"Someones Obafemi Pallyingggg"
Michael:"I stopped a shop lifter yesterday when she was eating cornflakes out the packet"
Ashley:"Someone is telling Pally Porkies"
Shane:"So your Pallying then"
Michael:"I've got a Ferrari"
Andrew:"Someones Obafemi Pallyingggg"
Michael:"I stopped a shop lifter yesterday when she was eating cornflakes out the packet"
Ashley:"Someone is telling Pally Porkies"
by Gertrude Bearmont August 19, 2006
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by pellyw August 19, 2008
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