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pair of personalities

Used to describe someone's breasts with little to no noticeability
'Oh she's got a nice pair of personalities'
by JOHNYYYY123 July 4, 2017
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pair of clown shoes

n. An idiot, buffoon and all round fucktard.
"Yeah, I heard about him, he's a fucking pair of clown shoes"
by Weng Chow October 30, 2007
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Pair of Mary’s

Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration: "What a Pair of Mary’s!"
by t9eyya February 5, 2021
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Pair of Mary’s

A couple of loud cackling queens that try to shut down everyone around them, but everybody knows they ain’t shit.
Wow look at that pair of Mary’s over there. They think they’re so cool, but they’re not.
by Snevets November 17, 2017
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Pair Seeds

A new, experimental remedy, passed from bro to bro designed to remove or therapeutically treat a man's metaphorical vagina, often associated with being a bitch.
With proper implantation and persistent watering, pair seeds give the man in question the potential to grow a proverbial "pair."
This treatment may or may not follow the removal of a vagina (vaginectomy) from an affected male.
Jared: "I have a bellyache and can't come out drinking tonight."
Justin: "Sounds like you have a bad case of vaginitis. I think you need a vaginectomy.
Jared: "Will that do it?"
Dr. Russel: "It might, but the prognosis is grim. You see, one can remove the anatomical vagina, but the metaphorical vagina will persist. To complete a vaginectomy, I can prescribe you Pair seeds. With proper implantation and occasional watering, you may, in due time, grow a pair. This, coupled with a physical vaginectomy, can swap out your vagina for a set of manly balls."
by mikekais September 24, 2013
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pair of pacifiers

Noun
1. Big Breasts that are used to quiet a man who is panicking or questioning whether or not he should have sex with this particuliar woman. Usually reserved for cougars or women who havent had sex in a really long time
2. a pair of really big and scrumptious breasts used to seduce a man who is prone to moments of weakness.
Last friday night i got hella wasted and this cougar took me to her house and said she wanted to fuck my brains out. i was all for it untill i seen pictures of her son, who i go to school with, on her wall. I tried to tell her no and that it was un ethical but she pulled out her pair of pacifiers and i didnt say a word for the rest of the night.
by J. Garbo October 4, 2010
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Pair Programming

A computer programming technique/practice where two programmers work together to improve their code through mutual code review.

Sometimes criticised due to its abuse by less competent individuals to shelter their lack of ability under the protection of a mentor. Such abuse traditionally involves the two 'programmers' being physically present together at all times the code is worked on... and perhaps some man loving.
Tom: Where were you all afternoon?
Dick: Pair programming with Harry.
Tom: Aaah /wink
by Pairly Good September 14, 2009
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