hung like a paint can

a very well endowed male.

"She was tellin' everyone you were hung like a paint can".

by stan April 12, 2006

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Paintcation

When you take a vacation from your normal office job to specifically creatively express yourself and your ideas through painting solidly for a few weeks.

Person 1 - What do you have planned for your holidays?
Person 2 - I'm taking a painting vacation - a paintcation!

Person 2 - Nice!!!

by MMZMTS June 11, 2020

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paint can

after you man cums in your mouth, they shake your head, causing their man butter to drip out of your mouth like paint.

i really hate it when brandon gives me the paint can. it makes me so dizzy.

by Hannah Porter January 14, 2008

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paintcans

A case of severe diarrhea, likely a result from eating extremely hot or greasy food. Or beans.

Don't expect to escape Old Mexico without getting a case of the paintcans.

by TEDXCI August 23, 2011

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when a girl (usually an ugly one) puts on way too much make up, so much so that it's as if she has painted it on her face. She does this in hopes to attract a guy but almost always has the opposite effect.

I was going to hit on that chick I saw across the club but when I got closer I saw she was a paint can face so I aborted that mission faster then an unwanted fetus.

by Moogen31 August 13, 2011

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