Paharse

The word 'Paharse' is already well known in Australia and New Zealand, and is beginning to gain an underground following in remote parts of the United Kingdom, so it would be good to get some clarity on its definition as well as its etymology on record.

Paharse is a derogatory term for someone who is a bit of a bellend. The word is derived from when a person’s sphincter makes a soft, airy 'pah' noise as opposed to a standard tight fart sound whilst breaking wind - insinuating that the Paharse has a loose anus.

Synonyms: knobhead, dickhead, twat etc.

Oh my god, Alex is being such a Paharse today!

by nobjockey101 March 2, 2021

Pahang

The largest state of Peninsular Malaysia. Its official name is Pahang Darul Makmur. It is well-known for tourist attractions i.e. Kuantan, Tioman Island, Cameron Highlands, Genting Highlands, Fraser's Hill and so on.

Pahang is the best place that I've ever visited!

by buttercandy July 7, 2022

Steve Pachal

The act of using your own fecal matter as lube to masterbate in a public restroom.

I had to steve pachal before leaving the restaurant.

by #stevepachal June 7, 2016

Jared padalecki

A Jared padalecki is a rare species of

half moose half Hansome god. You will see him mostly eating candy. He is secretly 5. He loves put prechewed gum on people's countertops so check him at the door. He delicate so protect him at all times. If you want to summon him you will need the following.

1. 2 cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato don't forget I repeat don't forget the mustart or it won't work

2. An nintendo switch or any type

3. Candy and about 3 pounds of it

4. His bff Jensen

Complete this steps and you can summon you a Jared padalecki

PS. Don't loose his shoe it makes him sad

That girl is being a Jared padalecki eating all that candy

by Padalecki's army June 15, 2018

Batu Pahat Johor

The most awful place on earth, even the word 'awful' is too holy to describe how unpleasant/unappealing that place is, need to wash both hands and mouth everytime we Malaysian type or say the name of that place. Most Malaysian refer the name 'Batu Pahat Johor' as something irritating and dreadful

Kamarul! Please flush the toilet after you use it! we don't wanna see and smell your Batu Pahat on the toilet bowl !!!!

Azri : Where did you go just now kamal?

Kamal : Toilet man, need to drop loads of Batu Pahat Johor in my tummy

I need to buy a new shoes, because i stepped on Batu Pahat yesterday, so disgusting!

John : Hey Jo, Where you rather go? Hell or Batu Pa-

Joseph : Mann don't finish that question! hell all day eryday!

by Bres Pump August 8, 2022

Padalia

Extreme happieness;never ending joy;can also express something being cool or popular.

Carla's new hat is so padalia.
I'm in such a padalia mood today.
Kelsey is feeling padalia.

by KCW August 22, 2006

Jared Padalecki

A very sexy actor with a nice body on him.
He was born July 19, 1982 in San Antonio, Texas.

He played Dean Forester in Gilmore Girls, Wade in House of Wax, Clay Miller in Friday the 13th, and more importantly, he plays Sam Winchester in Supernatural which comes on the CW on Fridays.

Girl 1: What are you watching?
Girl 2: Supernatural.
Girl 1: It looks creepy
Girl 2: No shit, it's about demons and the apocalypse
Girl 1: Then why are you watching it.
Girl 2: Okay, you see that long haired one?
Girl 1: Mhmm, he's hot.
Girl 2: His name is Jared Padalecki, HE'S why I'm watching this.
Girl 1: Dude, did he just take off his shirt?
Girl 2: GEEZUS!! *dies*

by TurboJetNinjaKitteh March 16, 2011