resume padding

A requirement to obtain admission to most top universities at both the undergraduate and graduate level. Involves spinning remedial job responsibilities as key managerial roles, single-day volunteer experiences as transformational accomplishments, and web sites created in 10 hours or less as ingenious entrepreneurial ventures. Known to induce gag reflexes amongst millenials, and hard-ons amongst baby boomers.

Percy Buckington graduated with a 2.5 GPA and had never actually worked a day in his life. But with proper resume padding, he was able to convince the committee that his trip to the most luxurious resort in Nigeria was a major humanitarian venture, and he had the web site to prove it. He was thus able to gain acceptance to almost every top MBA program.

by Cheice December 9, 2011

Paddish

Swedish slang for iPad.
Typically used by people who think they are better than everyone else

"Give me the paddish"
"You mean iPad?"
"Uhm, of course"

by xX_GHOSTW0LF_Xx October 18, 2016

padi

A nigerian slang for close friend.

My Padi where you dey ? meaning my close friend where are you

by openwaters September 2, 2009

Padrick

A born'n'raised smartass with a fetish for long-distance relationships with Norwegian girls

something loveable and cute. ex: 'look mom! i got a padrick!'

by annikenw January 25, 2009

Padraigianism

Padraigianism is a fairly obscure monotheistic religion practiced in the North East of England, originating at St Thomas More School around 2010. The basic doctrine of this religion is as follows:

Padraig is the one true God.

Padraig's commandments: -

-Thou shalt not steam up Padraig's Glasses

-Thou shalt celebrate Padraig's sabbath (traditionally celebrated every Monday)

-Thou shalt destroy ALL opposers of Padraig

-Thou shalt kneel to Padraig's disciples

There are more besides these, but they are mostly variations spread about by various people.

Oh, did you hear about Lewis? He's been converted to Padraigianism.

by iEnvy July 7, 2011

slash pairing

A slash pairing is when you pair two or more male characters together.

The female version of that is called Femslash.

A: The only slash pairing I ship is John and Sherlock!
B: Sweet, I ship Ciel and Sebastian from Black Butler.

by xMinka June 21, 2014

One True Pairing

OTP is a perfect pairing between two fictional characters. Klaus and Caroline invented the word OTP.

One True Pairing is a couple so perfect for each other. For example the line that Klaus ended all ships. "He's your first love, I intend to be your last. However, long it takes."

by 000CAta June 12, 2017