Paden

n.

1. A foolish or stupid person.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

Weenest thou make a paden of our dame? --Chaucer.

by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English L January 22, 2003

padience

padience is used to define a girl or boy that has tremendous patience and has beautiful skin and very lovely eyes. The girl or boy will have trust in many people that are not his or her siblings.

that girl looks like a padience. ya man, look at her eyes.

by Aspen Barrow February 16, 2019

paden bray

one of the heartthrobs of pro rodeo; professional team roper and nfr qualifier

paden bray is very hot.

by anonymous May 31, 2022

Paden Anderson

A boy who always exaggerates everything he says, says things too loud thinking people will laugh at his “funny” joke. A boy who told every girl in 2nd grade he masturbates with stuffed animals thinking it would get him a gf. When he did have a gf once she broke up with if he said she was ugly and he never liked her. A boy who is obese but claims he is just chubby. A guy who is over sensitive about everything and over shares everything. A guy who is so self righteous he thinks he always the victim, always telling the teacher or authority figure that you did something even if it was minor or if you stopped doing once you were asked. A guy who no one likes at all except for outcasts. A boy who cried over you saying his stuffed horse was a boy even though you were in 7th grade at the time. A boy who’s face turns red as a tomato and cries when he doesn’t understand math problems, a boy who was so gross people in different grades thought he was gross. When people were nice to Paden he treated them like shit. Our entire class made a game about how fucking gross he was called paden germs ( like cheese touch ). Paden Anderson is a boy so heinous and disgusting he will end alone forever, or end up Married to a girl who thinks she a wolf and bites people and if they don’t let on top being hurt she bites them harder. And they only thing this wolf-girl and Paden have in common besides being outcasts is being obese.

“God Paden, just shut the fuck up.”
“Paden is so obnoxious!”
“ Bruh who is that little shit!!”

“ Thats Paden Anderson , i hate him!

by Steamed_Hams May 30, 2020

padden

1. a total shithead/spastic, "that guy's a padden"
2. to undertake an act of stupidity, "oops, he did a padden"
3. loosely used as a substitute for most derogatory comments, "what a fucking padden", "stop being a dick you total padden"
4. can be used to define anything stupid or negative in any circumstance, "that damn bird is as fat as a fucking padden"

"i have been working the last 7 hours on a business coursework and i have now got about 40 pages (A level work) and im extremely bored! And what i found out is that u fucking lucky buggers in america do this sort of stuff in university!!!! Im 16 and im doing work that an university student in america does. Now im extremely interested on what work you do in america? Even though i pretty much americans are gay with no inteligence what so ever, and have an arse the size of 2 chairs (im surprised you can get up and off your seats in Macy Ds) which means when you fall over it takes an hour to get up because your legs cant hit the floor. Oooooo OOOoooo here is another one When you become thin again you go on about how hard it was to drop the weight and really all you have done is get lypo lol!!! probably from the hoover lol! Oh and another one is that i see most of you guys cant spell in america, for some reason i always see you spell no as now, noe, or know, like your some sort of retard or infant! Oh and someone tell me why u call each other "dawg" or "nigger" cmon all the words you use to greet each other is an insult made by white people to degrade blacks and now you are using it to sound cool! lol how fucking ignorent and unjust can u get!"

Padden (2004)"So bored so very bored", Ubersite, http://www2.ubersite.com/m/23718

by Michael Padden December 13, 2008

Paden

Having recieved your pay check.

I haven't been PADEN for three years!

by sammy lammy ding dong January 31, 2003

padenda

When you throw a punch at someone and you just catch the end of their nose; the waggling action of an almost-punched nose tip.

The punch caused nothing more than a slight padenda.

by bigwizz February 4, 2005