Padgettized

When you can't possibly fuck something up, and need to find a way; when you have a timeline that just NEEDS to be sabotaged; when you absolutely can't imagine a way to make this good thing go bad, the unbelievable happens, and you're screwed.

Question: "Why is aircraft 05 still in the hangar on jacks when it was supposed to be flying a test card last week?"

Answer: "Sir, it's been Padgettized."

by Tron-Chaser February 4, 2010

Padgetted

Figuratively fisted through the anushole. Shafting another person through verbal or behavioral abuse.

Me: Dude, did you get screwed over on that deal?

Dude: Yeah. I was totally padgetted on that.

by Strokersause July 24, 2010

Pagette

A girl who LOVES Jimmy Page

Shes a real pagette!

by KatrinSweden May 18, 2009

Pasgetti

How spaghetti should be pronounced and also a cute pet name

I could eat an entire football field of PASGETTI

by Dinky doug October 25, 2017

pasgetti

A phrase randomly spoken by the youtuber Jesse Cox on the co optional podcast. Jesse thought the term should be slang for some hard drugs. So let's say meth?

Oh shit! He is doing pasgetti!
Really?

by rune2bias June 25, 2017

Pargett

an insult that means everything and anything possible, it means whatever you want it to

"You're a pargett!"
"What's a pargett?"
"A pargett is a pargett, simple as that."

by luna_07 February 8, 2023

Daniel Pagett

Daniel Pagett is a boy from donemana who loves to play video games. We’ve recently found out that he lives in a caravan and sleeps with a dead dog. He loves milk.

Daniel Pagett is the goat
Daniel Pagett likes boys
Daniel Pagett is a culchie

by Daniel Pagett’s left testicle July 6, 2023