pad

Pad is an employee who is considered "IN THE REAR WITH THE GEAR". They are in the back of the infantry truck so when a big pothole is hit or layoffs occur they fall out the back and the truck keeps going. Nobody looks back. Commando soldiers stuff the back of the truck with lots of pad to handle rough times. Always make sure you're not PAD!

dude:why is private idontknow just staring at the screen? he knows no work is being done if hes not typing anything on the computer right?
commando: yeah, hes pad.

by 1337c0d3d00d October 5, 2020

pad

The sissiest sissy, the pansiest pantywaist. An extremely effeminate male person.

Common mid 1950s use in Northern California. Origin unknow, but it possibly refered to a sanitary pad.

Alan, you're a real pad.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005

pad

a diaper like thing what girls wear when they are on their period.

Um, my pad is leaking.

I need some new pads.

by SpunkyGal June 19, 2008

Pad

1. That one thing you’re constantly forgetting
2. An item of utmost secrecy
3. A very useful tool

1. Boy: By the way, your pants are bloody.
Girl: Lovely. I forgot my pad.

2. Boy: Excuse me! Whose is this? (holds pad up high above head)
Girl: I think it dropped from outer space.

3. Carolyn: Um...My water bottle’s leaking...
Amy: Fortunately, I have in my possession some tape and a pad!

Carolyn: Uhhhhhhh.....where exactly did you get that?
Amy: My grandma says they’re extra absorbent! She uses them to clean her kitchen!

by ThatOnePerson112 May 8, 2019

PAD

PAD
A word originated in the West which is commonly used to describe someone who "has a stick up their ass" (metaphorically of course, maybe literally in some cases). The term is also used in some situations to express anger towards another individual or several others if used in the plural form. PAD is a way of claiming an individual as an "ultimate asshole" due to the fact that it is an acronym for the commonly used adjectives Prick, Asshole and Dick.

Person 1: "Hey, what's wrong with Grant, he seems to be in a bad mood"

Person 2: "I think it's because we reminded him he only has one ball"

Person 1: "Oh, What a pad"

by by Max_TheBallCrushers_Rudy July 9, 2011

pad

to increase one's post count by adding to or creating new threads unnecessarily

see moxin

"Moxin will pad your thread, once he is done with Subotai."

by eko286th February 13, 2003

Pad

your home or place where you live e.g. house , Crib.

*me speaking to an attractive girl* hey miss you wanna go back to my pad and check out my art collection and maybe afterwards have a few alcoholic beverages?

her " sure that sounds great those are actually my two favorite things art and liquor ;) "

me "alright then lets make like eggs and scramble outta here ;)"

by Richie Spice September 9, 2011