PhD

An acronym for "Doctor of Philosphy"

Hey Ian - I'll be getting my PhD soon

by Charlie Edwards October 8, 2005

Phd

Pretty hilarious dude ~ Phd

Ben is a Phd, he cracks me up!

by RomanianDictionary August 11, 2016

PHD

Phd is a doctorate that causes PHD:Permeated Head Dmg. Dont ever learn to be a doctor

Bob:Ashton, u taking a pHD?!
Ashton:Nah, i dont want to get PHD

by Yang rui shu gfkl March 25, 2021

PHD

acronim for pretty huge dick

Jay: I have a PHD

Nick: What could a moron like you have a PHD in?
Jay:In your mom

by Gentleneal September 25, 2012

PhD

A nice way of saying:
"I understand/know a lot of complicated bullshit that you couldn't grasp even if it were your dick after 8 hours of hot lesbian porn."

It was once believed PhD was actually French for "Fuck off idiot," but this was actually proved wrong by brain-box PhD holders after years of research.

Some guy: Ugh, I can't solve this 3rd order partial differential equation...

Professor "blah, blah", PhD : I can, thus my mental-dick is bigger than yours. Checkmate.

by LilHizzle October 13, 2011

PHD

P- pretty

H- hard
D- dick

" mom I've got a PHD"
"really in what"
"my pants"

by frenchfryguy November 8, 2018

PhD

PhD Stands for : Permanent Head Damage

Man: Hey you guys, i have a PhD
Man 2: Wow... you must be really special....... o_o

by -Unknown- o.o; December 28, 2007